[Paris, France - easyInternet Café on Rue de la Harpe]
[Time: Plus 8 hours]
Day 2 - Museums & Metro
Our agenda for the day included a trip to the
Louvre,
Musée de Guimet, Galaries LaFayette, and the
Eiffel Tower.
Musée du Louvre
Big. Enormous. Grandiose. The big-daddy musem of them all. There was no way, Bern and I could see every single piece of art in the museum (because it would take days), so we made sure we saw the key pieces: Mona Lisa, Venus de Milo, and Marly Horses. The Mona Lisa, as I found out later, was encased in bullet proof glass. Uh, OK? So is that because they're afraid that someone will shoot her? Bern and I critiqued the heck out of Mona Lisa:
- no eyebrows
- hair part was crooked
- what's up with the smile/smirk on her face?
- was she sitting or standing and leaning on an arm rest?
- the background of the picture seemed like she was sitting/standing in front of a picture
As for Venus de Milo, was her right arm sawed off because the left one fell off? These were the kind of things we were questioning as we went throught the museum.
Highlights:- posing in other people's pictures
- "we're not here"
- ass-biting/ass-grabbing picture
Musée de Guimet
The next stop was Musée de Guimet. I thought it would be interesting to see a museum of asian art but when we got there, I was not impressed. It wasn't what I expected at all. I thought it would be more of modern asian art, but it was ancient stuff dating back to the 500's or 700's. What we noticed was almost all of the asian art had the same generic face. Unless you looked at the piece from the neck down, you couldn't really tell if the subject was male or female. And even then it was still difficult. It was like
"Pat" from SNL in asian times.
Notes:- art piece with "interesting" position
- statue with 500 arms?
Galaries LaFayette
After the Guimet museum, we were planning to check out the
Museum of Modern Art, but by this point we were
museum'ed out (and tired from all that walking) so we took a break and just sat on the steps in front of the museum. We decided to go to Galaries LaFayette to do some shopping. Big mistake. First of all, there was WAY too many people. You'd think that half the people would be working, but that wasn't the case. Mind you, there are a lot of tourists, but still. The worst part was the service. All I wanted to do was buy some stuff, and no one seemed to want to help me. One girl was putting away some stuff, and the guy was flirting with some girl. Nice. I went to one cashier and she told me to go to the next till. Fine. I went to the next till, but there was no one there. I tried to pay for the stuff in the cosmetics department, but for some reason I couldn't? Nice customer service. So I went back to where I came from, and waited for the sales lady to help me. Had Bern mentioned it to me, I would've walked out of the store with my stuff. Meanwhile, Bern went to the welcome desk to get a 10% voucher so I could get a discount (seeing as it's quite expensive here, every discount helps). When Bern came back, the lady who was helping me was having some technical difficulty with the till. And it didn't help that she was getting frustrated because she kept hitting the wrong key or something to enter the discount. All this trouble to get 10% off and a free bag. =P Ugh!
Note: Unless, you're prepared to deal with the huge crowd and poor customer service, avoid the department stores altogether. It's just not worth the trouble.
Ice Cream Break
Since Bern and I were cranky with what just happened, plus the fact that we've done some serious walking to this point, we went for ice cream at
Christian Constant to calm us down. Strawberry sorbet for Bern, and Mango sorbet for me. YUM! :-) We sat and relaxed for a while and people watched.
Fashion Faux Pas # 1
As we were people watching, we saw this one girl wearing a purple skirt with a matching top. Not a big deal, but her underwear, which was black (and of the granny panties genre) was showing. Uh, that is just wrong. It may come across as being mean, but how can you look at yourself in the mirror and not notice that your underwear is showing through your skirt?!
Eiffel Tower
After taking a nap to recharge, we headed to the Eiffel Tower. Making our way to the top took a bit of time (OK, it took more time to get up the tower than take in the view). And it didn't help that it was rainy and cold and cold and rainy and cold and windy. It's a good thing we brought an umbrella. Did I mention it was rainy and cold? When we got to the top, the view was awesome! Although it would've been better if it was clear and not rainy and cold and windy. =P
Tone of the day
The tone of the day was up, down, up, down, plateau, way up (thanks to Bern's
omg/wow moment)! ;-)
Day 3 - More Museums, Metro, and Monuments
The schedule for the day consisted of a trip to
Musée d'Orsay, Musée Rodin, and the
Arc du Triomphe.
Musée d'Orsay
This was a very nice museum. Definitely not as big as the Louvre, but we were able to see everything. I really liked the sculptures and how the museum was set up, with paintings in corridors and sculptures in the main aisle to break up the monotony of the paintings. I agree with Bern in feeling like art students studying abroad. Besides the time I went to the art gallery with Irma, I don't think I've ever been this "artsy".
Musée Rodin
Another interesting museum, this was a cool place to check out. The musuem of
The Thinker guy. Again there were a couple sculptures I liked, but the main one I wanted to see was
The Thinker guy. There was also a garden in the back and it was nice to just sit and take it all in.
My first glass of wine
It took 3 days, but I finally had my first glass of wine the whole trip at the cafe in Musée Rodin! I mean, what would the trip be like without at least one glass of wine? =P [I was getting worried...]
Subway
Between going to the museums and monuments, Bern and I have gotten used to the subway system. It's quite easy actually, once you get the hang of it. If only they'd have english signs or color-coded symbols or something, that would make it easier.
Arc du Triomphe
Wow! Once you climbed the said 284 steps [I counted 274 going up; and then 279 going down because I didn't count 5 steps which I thought weren't included the first time], it was an good view of the city. Not as great as the Eiffel Tower, but it was not bad. There were guys in uniform there, but I wasn't sure what they were there for (Bastille Day perhaps?). [Sidenote: What is it about guys in uniform? ;-)]
Fashion Faux Pas of the Day
Being in the city of
haute couture, Bern and I have decided to pick out those who have "broken the rules" so-to-speak. There were 4 "offences" today:
- sports wear (waist of pants rolled down with tag showing) with a dressy bag
- nylons with opened toe shoes (this should just be banned =P)
- beach thong flip flops with a dressy outfit
- layered look - leather jacket on top of a longer tunic top, denim jeans with cuff, and beige snake skin shoes (I have no idea what she was going for?)
More Exploring
After taking a nap, Bern and I walked around Rue de la Harpe and the hidden streets. We discovered that there were SO many places to eat there. It's basically 95% restaurants. Well, at least we know where to go if we get hungry. :-)
Late Dinner
We went back to Crépescule for a late dinner crepe (egg, cheese, mushroom). The old guy that runs the place is really nice. The funny thing was he thought we were spanish. I guess we have that latin look?
What do we look like?
First the crépe guy though we were spanish, and then these 2 locals thought we were japanese by saying "arigato". I'm confused. I suppose they can tell that we aren't chinese, but it's interesting to see them try to figure us out.