Road Trip I - Vancouver
Starring: Irma, Joi, Irene, and yours truly
Guest starring: Grace (Irma's sister), Rohan (Grace's fiancé), Marcel (miscellaneous friend of Rohan)
Special appearance by: Leah, Louise (my kickboxing buddy)
What a weekend! Filled with laughter, adventure, laughter, site seeing, laughter, wacky moments, etc. Did I mention that we laughed a lot during this trip? hehehe. =P
I can't possibly go through absolutely everything that happened on this trip (because I'd be here for days), so instead I'll just list the highlights of the weekend:
FRIDAY
- The trip started in Calgary (we left at about 9:00 am) and we made pit stops in Lake Louise, Golden, Salmon Arm (I know, salmon don't have arms =P), before finally reaching Vancouver (at about 8:30 pm PST).
- Tagalog lessons/translations for Joi
- baka (cow – pronounced "BA ka") vs. baka (maybe – pronounced "ba KA")
- bundok (mountain)
- kotse (car)
- baka (cow – pronounced "BA ka") vs. baka (maybe – pronounced "ba KA")
- "mountains"
- "Technological" discussions (i.e. Palm Pilot v.10, hardware/software compatibility, anti-virus, etc.)
- Joi was going over the "Al Bundy" experience with Irene
- For a brief moment, I was the weather forecaster in the car
- "Are we there yet?"
- Hearing impairment started (and got worse the more we drove =P). We figured it was because of the altitude and lack of oxygen in the mountains.
- Irma and I "vibing" to Linkin Park's In the End. Now all we have to do is come up with a dance. ;-) Can you feel the vibe?
- Joi's salmon issue in Humpty's (Golden, BC) [you didn't have to eat it you know…]
- Irma has been classified as the "tense safety driver"
- Random Thought (during the drive): How can something be labeled as "new and improved"? If it's new, then it shouldn't have to be improved. And if it's improved, aren't you improving something that is already existing, therefore not new (i.e. old)? I actually heard/read about this somewhere before, but for some reason it popped into my head while we were on the highway.
Weird Road Names
During our drive, we passed by some unusual names of places/towns/cities/etc. Seeing how we were going to be on the road for a while, we decided to make a game out of it. It's amazing the things you come up with (especially with the crew I was with), when you're on the highway for a long period of time:- What[dot]com Road
- Dead Man's Flats [pinisang patay na mama]
- Redwood Meadows [pulang kahoy parang]
- Sumas, USA ["they sure got Sum-ass in USA" hehehe. =P]
Almost there…
By the time we were on our final stretch of the trip (from Kamloops to Vancouver), Irma, Irene and I were passed out (sorry Joi). I guess we ran out of unusual places to pick out. Or maybe it was from that laughing? ;-)
Arriving in Vancouver
We finally got to Vancouver at 8:30 pm PST. Yay! At the time it was drizzling, but no big deal. Now it was a matter of finding our way through Vancouver to drop off Joi at his sister's apartment. We drove for another half an hour and reached Joi's destination. From there, we drove to Richmond for Rohan's birthday barbecue, which was being held at a friend's house.
Navigating to Richmond
Since Irma and I aren't familiar with the streets of Vancouver (we always had someone to drive us around), and Irene had never been there before, we somehow had to get ourselves to Richmond. At first we tried to get a hold of Grace, but her phone was busy. So we took matters into our own hands and decided to find the place ourselves.
With map in hand, Irma was designated driver and I was the navigator. We had a minor setback in the beginning [because the night wouldn't have been complete without at least one circle. hehehe], but we managed to find the place ourselves. Are we good or what? ;-)
We were so relieved when we got there, not to mention really hungry. Grace and Rohan came out and met us on the driveway. Upon entering the house, we were introduced to: Jordan (Irish dude that reminds me of a comedic actor, but I can't remember who); Sylvio (or Sly for short, but by the end of the night we were calling him Xavier/Frank/etc); and Richard (guy with heavy accent). Then we met Pirash (Grace's friend), Martino (very cute guy – Pirash's bf), Belle, Michelle, and a few other people who's names I don't remember.
Towards the end of the night, we were all tiiiiiiiiired. I wanted to meet up with Leah that night, but I just couldn't drive anymore (sorry girl).Highlights of the BBQ:
I don't remember what time we left the BBQ, but as soon as got back to Grace and Rohan's place, Irma, Irene and I went straight to bed.- "sexual tension"
- "she's 12"
- Marcel not being able to maintain a fire, therefore he'd be the first one voted off
- What[dot]com Road
SATURDAY
- The hearing impairment continued on…
- First thing in the morning, Irma's eye was numb [Actually, it was here thigh that was numb, but I didn't hear the "th" and only heard the "igh" so I thought she said her "eye" was numb. Then I thought that having a numb eye was not a good thing and might be a sign of a stroke or something]
- Taking the "scenic route" on the elevator
- Went to Milestones on Davie and Denman for lunch. I met Louise there (sorry for being late). The ironic thing is Louise is from Edmonton, we haven't gone for lunch in Edmonton, but we meet for lunch in Vancouver. Expensive lunch, huh? =P
- Shopping on Robson. After lunch, we decided to walk up and down Robson. The only problem was we parked WAY far from Robson [Mental note: Do not wear boots. Either wear comfy shoes or park closer!]. Points of interest included A|X, FCUK, BeBe, InWear, and a couple shoe stores (names of which I forgot). Halfway through our shopping trip, Joi left us to meet up with some friends. So Irma, Irene and I continued on. As we were walking along, we happened to pass by Eaton's. The only problem was I left my Eaton's card at home. @#$%&! How could the master packer possibly forget that?! Oh well, I guess I wasn't meant to shop at Eaton's then. [Hmmm, maybe I'll just visit the one in Calgary?]
- "I'm hot/sleepy" (Irma and I think Irene's menopausal. hehehehe)
- Irene and Joi are going to be business partners. The original plan was for them to be bums on the street and ask for spare change. Due to much competition, they came up with a brilliant plan – to open up a lemonade stand. LOL! =P
- Renaming the streets of Vancouver (sorry Leah):
Howe = Howie
Hornby = Horny
Denman = Denmark
Fir = Fuhr
Trimble = Tremble
Cambie = Comrie
Homer = Homey
Scrabble Match #1
After we were done shopping (and walking for, what seemed like, miles and miles and miles in my boots), the girls and I headed back to Grace's apartment. We had dinner, then I played Scrabble with Rohan and Marcel.
Scrabble has to be one of my favorite games to play. Of course, it helps if the people you're playing with know how to spell or at least know enough words without having to look up every single word in the dictionary. Oh, and I also don't like it when people try to use all their letters on each turn, subsequently inventing words that are not in the dictionary, but they look up them up anyway "just in case". I liked playing with Rohan, but Marcel… I'm not gonna go there.
Night Out
After Scrabble, we all got ready to go out to Voda's. It was a nice place and it kinda reminded me of Dante's/Overtime here in Edmonton. My feet were sore from all that dancing, but I had fun.
One thing to remember: guy in pink/orange shirt with a couple other people attempting to dance to some R&B music, but it looked more like they were doing the Hokey Pokey dance [you put you're right foot in, you put you're right foot out, you put you're right foot in, and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey, and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about….(yeah I know, I need help =P)].
SUNDAY
- "Good morning, good moooorning…" (tune from that Viagra commercial)
- IHOP for brunch (yes, we have one in Canada too =P)
- pit stop at Goldilocks
- site seeing/picture taking in North Vancouver, Jericho Beach, Capilano Suspension Bridge, and Grouse Mountain
- "You're 12!" (my comment to Irene on paying admission for the Capilano Suspension Bridge, because she could easily pass for a 12-year old. If only she had pig-tails and a Pokemon backpack)
- "I'm not hot/sleepy"
- Theme song for the day happened to be The Sound of Music
- Renaming Stanley Park to Stanley Cup
- "Hold it"; "Not yet"
- "Finish your sentence before you start laughing…"
Dinner with Leah
I was starting to worry that I wouldn't see Leah at all because we didn't get a chance to meet Friday night, or go out Saturday night, or go wall climbing on Sunday. I'm glad we were able to get together for dinner Sunday night though. I just hope you weren't traumatized by the whole thing. hehehe. ;-)Key points:
- dancing in the washroom (because the sound was better in there)
- Conversation between Leah and Irma on planning to go to Canada Place:
Leah – "How about we [pointing to me and herself] go to my car, go to where you're parked, you guys follow me to Canada Place, then we [Leah and me] pick up Joi…"
Irma – "What if you two [pointing to Leah and me] go in Leah's car, come to where we're parked, then we go to Canada Place, then you two [Leah and me] pick up Joi…"
It all goes back to the hearing impairment thing…
Since the girls and I had an early start the next morning, we called it a night at around 9:30 – 10:00 pm. We'll have to do it again, Leah! :-) - dancing in the washroom (because the sound was better in there)
MONDAY
- Didn't get much sleep (played another couple rounds of Scrabble the night before). I woke up at 2:45 am because someone called me, but by the time I answered the phone they were gone. Then I woke up at 3:30 am, thinking it was 4:30 am because my alarm went off, but it was set to 4:30 am MST which is actually 3:30 am PST. I finally got up at 4:30 am PST to get ready, since we were planning to leave at 6:00 am.
- Before we left the city, we had to fill up the car. We went to 2 gas stations and both were closed. Huh? How can a gas station be closed at 6:30 am? The third gas station we went to was opened (thank god), so we filled up and got breakfast/snack for the road.
- Proposed drive back home: Vancouver-Kamloops-Jasper-Edson-Edmonton
- Watch out for that visor Irma (hehehe)
- Singing to Shakira's Underneath Your Clothes using the lyrics from The Bangles' Eternal Flame (they sound alike)
- En route from Jasper to Edson, Irene came to the realization that she "wasn't herself anymore". Hmmm, I wonder why? ;-)
- Made a pit stop in Edson to fill up the car and take a pee break. Irma and I almost left Irene at the gas station. Oops! I honestly thought she was in the car at that time.
- Random Thought: Why is it that the closer you are to your destination, the longer the ride seems? As we were approaching Edmonton, the highway seemed to get longer and longer. I was even speeding, but that didn't seem to help much.
More Weird Road Names
Since we were taking a different route back to Edmonton, we came across a couple more unusual names of places:- Kawkawa Road [Kawawa Road]
- Sowaqua Creek (Try saying that one a few times. If you say it enough times, you end up sounding like a duck =P)
- Seba Beach [kilala mo Se Ba-Beach, diba?]
Welcome to Edmonton!
Yay! We made it! After a total of 13.5 hours of driving (including pit stops), it was so good to be back home. We returned the car rental, and I drove Irma and Irene home. The only thing I didn't like was coming home to COLD weather and more snow. Ugh. Isn't it supposed to be spring?! The snow was melting before I left for Calgary, but apparently we had a big snow storm on Sunday. Hopefully this is the last of the cold weather.
So there you have it. That was the trip (in a nutshell). - Kawkawa Road [Kawawa Road]
== THE END ==
Acknowledgments (Thank you to the following):
ALDO (shoes), Transit (purse)
London Drugs (toiletries, film)
National Car Rental (Pontiac Grand Prix)
McDonald's (breakfast)
Humpty's (lunch)
CAA (Map of Vancouver)
Rand & McNally (Alberta-BC provincial map)
Denman Place Mall (parking)
Milestones (lunch)
Armani Exchange, FCUK, BeBe, InWear (shopping)
VODA (entertainment)
Denny's (late night snack)
IHOP (brunch)
Goldilock's
Red Robin (dinner)
Canada Place (for providing toilet services to Marcel)
Smitty's (late lunch/early dinner)
All that climbing made Irma and I really hungry so we went to Doan's Vietnamese Restaurant for dinner (salad rolls to start, then Combination D for Irma and #63 with crispy noodles for me). The food was not bad (a bit on the salty side), but it was good. [mental note: cute guy with glasses ordering take-out]. After dinner, it was back to Irma's apartment to watch Sex in the City, and we were kinda in the mood to watch an old movie, so we watched Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
The evening started out with a movie. We were supposed to watch something else (


